We Yell at the Cloud So You Don’t Have To
Tired of cloud security headaches? We’re the angry experts who fight with AWS, Azure, and GCP configurations so your team can sleep peacefully. No corporate fluff, just results.
What We Actually Do
- Cloud Security Architecture: We build stuff that actually works, not just looks good on slides
- Penetration Testing: We break your cloud before the bad guys do (and then fix it)
- Threat Intelligence: We find the scary stuff hiding in your logs at 3 AM
- Compliance: Making auditors happy without making your life miserable
- Incident Response: When everything’s on fire, we’re the ones with the extinguisher
Why You’ll Like Us
🔥 We’re Actually Honest: No corporate BS. If your security sucks, we’ll tell you.
🔥 We Fix Real Problems: Not just PowerPoint solutions that fall apart in production
🔥 We’ve Seen It All: Every terrible cloud misconfiguration? Yeah, we’ve fixed that twice
🔥 We Work Weekends: Because cloud breaches don’t respect business hours
Tired of consultants who talk more than they work? Let’s chat - we promise to yell at your cloud, not at you.