We’re Angrydome.io, and we’re professionally angry about cloud security. Not angry at you (probably), but angry at the state of cloud security in general. Someone has to be.
Our Origin Story (AKA “Why We’re So Mad”)
It all started when we got tired of seeing the same preventable cloud breaches every week. S3 buckets left wide open. IAM policies that give everyone admin access. Kubernetes clusters exposed to the internet. Security groups named “temporary-allow-all” from 2018.
We realized someone needed to be the grumpy experts who actually fix this stuff instead of just writing blog posts about it.
What Makes Us Different (Spoiler: We Actually Care)
We Don’t Do Buzzword Bingo
- No “AI-powered blockchain security solutions”
- No “synergistic paradigm shifts”
- Just actual security that actually works
We’ve Been There, Done That
- AWS: Been fighting with IAM since before it had MFA
- Azure: Survived the great portal redesign of… every year
- GCP: Remember when it was just “App Engine”?
- Multi-cloud: Because one headache wasn’t enough
Our Secret Weapons
- Infrastructure as Code: We write Terraform so you don’t have to
- Container Security: Kubernetes isn’t scary once you accept it hates you
- Serverless: Making Lambda functions that don’t leak your database
- Zero Trust: Trust nothing, especially cloud defaults
Why We Don’t Hate You (Just Your Cloud Setup)
Look, everyone’s cloud security is terrible when they start. It’s not your fault that AWS has 200+ services and Azure changes its interface every Tuesday. We’re here to fix the mess, not judge you for having one.
We’re the grumpy friends who tell you the truth about your security posture and then actually help you fix it.
The Bottom Line
We yell at clouds professionally so you can sleep peacefully. It’s not glamorous, but someone’s got to do it.