The cloud security stuff nobody else wants to deal with

Cloud Security Assessment

“Let’s see how bad it really is”

We dig through your cloud setup and find all the scary stuff you didn’t know was there. No sugar-coating, just the brutal truth about your AWS permissions nightmare and why your S3 buckets are basically public billboards.

  • Reality Check: We tell you what’s actually broken
  • Configuration Audit: Finding all those “temporary” fixes from 2019
  • Vulnerability Hunting: The stuff that keeps you up at night
  • Compliance Reality: What auditors will actually care about

Penetration Testing

“Breaking your stuff before the jerks do”

We pretend to be bad guys and try to break into your cloud. Spoiler alert: we usually succeed. Then we tell you exactly how we did it and how to stop the real jerks from doing the same thing.

  • Cloud Infrastructure Hacking: Testing your “impenetrable” fortress
  • Application Breaking: Finding bugs before they find you
  • Container Carnage: Kubernetes security is harder than you think
  • API Abuse: Because everyone forgets to secure their APIs

Threat Intelligence & Monitoring

“The 3 AM phone call you actually want to get”

We watch your cloud 24/7 so you don’t have to. When something sketchy happens, we’re already investigating while you’re still hitting snooze.

  • SIEM That Actually Works: No more alert fatigue
  • Real Threat Hunting: Not just keyword searches
  • SOC Services: Someone who cares about your logs
  • Incident Response: Fast fixes when everything hits the fan

Cloud Security Consulting

“Making security make sense”

Stop buying security tools that don’t work together. We help you build a security program that actually fits your business instead of some consultant’s cookie-cutter template.

  • Strategy That Works: Based on your actual problems
  • DevSecOps Reality: Security that doesn’t break your CI/CD
  • Team Training: Teaching your people to fish (securely)
  • Compliance Sanity: Meeting requirements without losing your mind

Ready to Stop Pretending Everything’s Fine?

Talk to us and we’ll tell you exactly what’s broken and how to fix it. No fluff, no 47-slide presentations, just actionable advice from people who’ve actually fixed this stuff before.